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jenniferhom:

Cosmopolitan Magazine China, Aug 2014 issue

interview with cosmopolitan magazine in china.  between you and me, internet, i can’t read this so i’ll translate my favorite question and answer for everyone out there who’s also illiterate:

COSMO:  What’s the coolest and hottest thing you ever did?

JHOM:  Oh gosh, what an interesting question.  Maybe this is kind of lame, but the coolest thing I ever did was appear on the Google homepage on my birthday— it was also literally the hottest thing I did.  I’ll explain.  The doodlers were celebrating the birthday of film legend, Charlie Chaplin, with a black and white video.  I played a muffin salesperson, and my costume was a full-length, wool, winter coat and a wool, wide-brimmed hat.  Unfortunately, it was 90 degrees where we were filming AND the director had to reflect extra sun in my eyes for the sake of lighting.  It was, therefore, the hottest thing I’ve ever done.  The upside was that Chaplin and I share our birthday so I appeared on the homepage the day I turned 24.

and that is how to dance around a question laden with innuendo lol

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pan-pirate:

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the-youngest-gandor-brother:

blackcr0wking:

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nowyoukno:

Now You Know (Source)

Crows are scary
They

  • use tools
  • Can be taught to speak (like parrots)
  • Have huge brains for birds
  • like seriously their brain-to-body size ratio is equal to that of a chimpanzee
  • They vocalize anger, sadness, or happiness in response to things
  • they are scary smart at solving puzzles
  • some ravens stay with their mates until one of them dies
  • they can remember faces
  • SIDENOTE HERE BECAUSE HOLY SHIT.  They did an experiment where these guys wore masks and some of them fucked with crows.  Pretty soon the crows recognized the masks = douchebag.  But the nice guys with masks they left alone.  THEN, OH WE’RE NOT DONE, NO SIR crows that WEREN’T EVEN IN THE EXPERIMENT AND NEVER SAW THE MASK BEFORE knew about mask-dudes and attacked them on sight.  THEY PASSED ON THE FUCKING INFORMATION TO THEIR CROW BUDDIES.
  • They remember places where crows were killed by farmers and change their migration patterns.

Guys I’m really scared of crows now.
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i love crows so much

crows are amazing

My favorite legend is that crows are the souls of the dead

crows are the coolest shit

Yeah but have you seen this 

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korratic:

"airbenders are able to warm themselves with only their breathing"

ok so this explains why katara and sokka were bundled up in parkas galore while aang was just walking around in his little jump suit like it was a perfect summer evening. I’m so glad this was cleared up. I literally thought Aang’s optimistic attitude is what kept him warm, heavens. 

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